parents planking
when your parents embarr-ss you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.
they just don’t get it quite right, but they think they’re hip and uber-cool.
planking itself is ridiculous. parents planking is hilarious!
mum, really, it’s arms by your sides! honestly, parents planking! -rolls eyes-
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