Parformance
an elision of the word par (n. and v.), made well known by british grime artist tempa t and the word performance.
used to generalise how good/bad someone’s pars have been.
roadman #1: raaaar, you’ve mugged bare people off today blud
roadman #2: trust fam… it’s been a solid parformance.
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