Paris-itis
parisitis or paris-itis is the unfortunate series of circ-mstances during which an adolescent (usually female) becomes exposed to and contracts the paris virus (i don’t mean syphilis) and begins to emmulate a certain spoiled hilton family member. the individual is then refered to as a paris-ite or, more commonly, a parasite.
“hey benson, did you see that girl in the prada sungl-sses yelling at the waiter?” “sure did lushman, looks like someones contracted paris-itis.”
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