Paris, Texas
a sh-thole town. everyone is f-cking judgemental, there’s nothing to do here, so don’t ever f-cking move here unless you’re an old man that has no life and wishes he could f-ck a goat :d
i hate where i live. which is paris, texas.
“the biggest little small town in texas.” contrary to popular belief, paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. it is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else).
paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) the eiffel tower (not as big as the one in france but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) jesus in cowboy boots (located down the road from the eiffel tower in evergreen cemetery)
3) and the historic downtown (culbertson fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
guy 1: dude! did you know there was a paris, texas?
guy 2: yea, i’ve been there before. it’s a pretty cool town.
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