Parised


(pa-riss-d)
to dammage irreprably, and inefficiently, in a violent and messy manner. often loudly.
tobias: hey paris, throw this watch at a wall; its shockproof
paris throws watch. it breaks, into multiple pieces
tobias: you just parised my watch, b-tch!

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