park the porpoise


the verb fora a man to engage in heteros-xual s-xual intercourse. used due to the (vague) resemblance of a porpoise to a man’s p-n-s. made famous by kal penn playing the role of taj mahal badalandabad in van wilder.
taj: i came here to this country to study the great american art of m-ff diving. to smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one american pink taco stand! you know, i wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. you know? i want to take it through the car wash, baby. and get it waxed. i want to wax it. wax it! you know, and air dry. air dry that sh-t, yeah! and i would like to be your -ssistant very much, mr. van wilder.
1 more definition
(use for males) to engaged in s-xual intercourse with a female.
guy1: dude, i got that girl’s phone number yesterday. i think she really likes me.
guy2: uh, so?
guy1: what? aren’t you guys proud of me.
guy2: no
guy1: why not?
guy3: not until you park the porpoise!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

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