Parking by Braille
the parallel parking method that involves repeatedly b-mping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.
p-ssenger: oooo, i just saw a spot! nevermind, you’ll never fit in there.
driver: i’ll fit my car in (b-mp) because (b-mp) i’m parking by braille (b-mp).
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