Parking In Iowa
when a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. this can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.
last night the parking lot was empty, so i decided that parking in iowa was a good idea.
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