Parking lot alzheimers
when you can’t find your car in a parking lot because you’ve forgot where it is. most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.
what’s that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? he looks like he’s got parking lot alzheimers.
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