Parking Lot Theory
“women are like parking sp-ces: the good ones are always taken.”
the theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.
guy 1: i’m pretty interested in her but i’m not sure if she’s seeing someone already.
guy 2: a girl like her? parking lot theory says you’re too late.
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