Parking Queen
a fairly unconvincing transvest-te who gives suck jobs in the public toilets at shopping centre carparks. normally for under $5 or just for the hot meal.
lauren is parking queen of the target city carpark. don’t work her territory or “she” will stab you with an aids filled syringe.
a female driver who is skilled at obtaining the car park closest to the intended destination.
p-ssenger: the carpark is full, we’ll have to park in the back row.
driver: never fear! parking queen is on the case! -lauren parks car at very front-
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