parking ticket


what you don’t want to find on your car window when you don’t pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. luckily, i don’t have to worry about that because i pay.
if you see a little orange piece of paper on your window, your screwed
something only dumb blondes get for parking too close to a crosswalk
she just got a parking ticket.
condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman’s v-g-n- upon waking up in the morning. usually caused by continuing the s-xual act after -j-c-l-t–n.
had the best drunken s-x with the hot chick from the bar last night, but i woke up to her all p-ssed off at me. apparently i had left her a parking ticket.

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