Parking Zen


the natural ability for certain people to drive to a large venue parking area (concert, shopping, whatever..) and invariably locate a parking spot, in the best possible place.

others do not possess this and end up in the satellite parking lots.
despite black friday crowds, rick found a upfront parking sp-ce at the mall in record time because of his parking zen.

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