Parkouwned


(mix of parkour and owned) when someone attempts a parkour move only to end up absolutely failing badly.
guy 1: “he tried to parkour by running up a wall, but he ran too fast and ended up running face-first into it.”

guy 2: “d-mn. he got parkouwned by a wall. haha.”

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