parkwhore

a s-xually promiscuous activity related to parkour, the sport focused on fluidly and creatively moving from point a to point b. however, in parkwh-r-, instead of fluidity and creativity, one must find the sl-ttiest way to get from point a to point b.
that was a really impressive parkwh-r- down the hall, especially the summersault into spread-eagle pelvic thrust. well done!
1. the undisciplined practice of using parkour in a flashy, boisterous manner for the sake of looking cool.

2. a girl who sees male pract-tioners of the parkour community as point a and point b. and then point c…d…etc.
1. this guy has no p-ssion is his movement. he’s doing hardcore parkwh-r-.

2. d-mn, that b-tch be vaultin’ d-ck like a true parkwh-r-.
not to be confused with park wh-r-. a parkwh-r- rather, uses their “free running skills” which consist of jumping on things and dramatic posing to woo their friends on any given social networking site. they then brag about how it’s a life style and they train vigorously day in and out! ohhh drama! better yet they get b-tthurt when police tell them they can’t be jumping on things in public much like a b-tthurt skateboarder. all in all just an annoyance and can be dealt with by blocking said person on your friends list or for more fun inadvertently denounce his actions as “jumping up and down a curb”.
dude shut up and stop being such a parkwh-r-, you shouldn’t be jumping on other peoples sh-t anyways.