Parkwood Popper


after covering your c-ck in popcorn b-tter, you -j-c-l-t- while masturbating using two popcorn scoops into a courtesy cup, which inturn you serve as topping for your lovers evening snack.

there after, the lover finishes the last drop and precedes to sh-t in a bag of marcus theatre raisenets, in which you place in your -ss, while before saving all farts for an entire week, so you can burst them out projectiling into your lovers -ss, while they also saved farts for a week. this “game of catch” continues until the chocolate melts in the -sshole which acts as lubricant. you use the handles of the two popcorn scoops to reac inside to the prostate, creating a big enough hole to pour icee into, freezing the entire -n-l cavity in place so later you can shatter it with the popcorn scoop.
t-bird gave cotty one h-ll of a parkwood popper, thus resulting in an injured arm.

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