parptay


1. a miss-spelling of “party”
2. a type of extreme party, where one gets drunk, has s-x with someone (not necessarily of the opposite s-x) and wakes up sometime between afternoon and evening on the roof of someone’s house, on their couch, our in their chimney (if they have one).
3. a type of party where only one person becomes the star, usually as an act of crashing said party. though the second one has crash the party, it immediately becomes a parptay, even if the guests there don’t start thinking of him as a star.
teacher: mr. wild, how do you spell “party”?
mr. wild: p-a-r-p-t-a-y, right?
teacher: no…

dude 1: woah man… last night i had the most extreme parptay ever!
dude 2: what makes you think that?
dude 1: all i remember is getting really drunk, having s-x with some guy… or girl, then waking up at 3 o’ clock in the afternoon on some guy’s house.
dude 2: woah, that is a parptay!

bro 1: dude, i’m gonna rush in that place, and totally crash that parptay!
bro 2: what?
bro 1: when i rush in, everybody’s gonna go wild for me because of all this beer i’m carrying, and it’s gonna turn into a total parptay!
bro 2: awesome! -high five-

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