parse


verb. to actively comprehend, to make sense of. to understand as a result of effort, as opposed to understanding intuitively. a derivative of the computer and linguistics term “p-rs-,” to -n-lyze data or a sentence for structure, content, and meaning. most frequently used in parody of a hypothetical error message generated by a computer that was fed nonsensical data, eg, “does not p-rs-.”
she obviously had no idea what i was talking about. she just kept staring at me blankly, like ‘does… not… p-rs-…’
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to elaborate on a certain word(s). to explain a term away gramatically.
brutha: “fo shizzle my hizzle nizzle bizzle”
me: “p-rs- away some of those izzles you f-cking n-gg-r!”
system.out.println(“weapon choice:”);
weapon = integer.p-rs-int(input.readline());
if(weapon<=0){ system.out.println("incorrect!");} if(weapon>=10){
system.out.println(“no!”);}
any adjective, ever.
stemming from the term “p-rs-r” which is a computer term.
you can effectively place p-rs- in any sentence, in place of any adjective.
i can’t wait get home to p-rs- this big mac.

i would totally p-rs- her all around town.

(when explaining your plans for the day) does that.. p-rs-?
to leave a spot or place
let’s p-rs- outta here

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