Part Time Pal
those best friends who decide that it’s okay to disappear for months at a time and not speak to you, only to come back as if they never left asking for a favour!
john: “i haven’t heard from peter for a while”
mikey: “yeah, he’s such a part time pal”
peter: “hey guys i haven’t seen you in 3 months can i borrow £300?”
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