parted
when you fart and p–p at the same time; same as sharting, but pg rated and more relevant due to “parting” your cheeks with more than just gas.
i tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so i ran red-faced and clenching my b-tt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.
when you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.
i was huging the toilet and parted over and over.
when a female is in a state of arousal and the lips of her v-g-n-l are swollen and spread apart.
after oral s-x as foreplay she was parted and ready for intercourse.
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