participation award
a “reward” one gets for merely partic-p-ting. although usually given with good intentions, more often than not it will remind the owner that he failed, and that his best is not good enough.
“congratulations, here’s a partic-p-tion award, for doing your best!”
“…because apparently my best isn’t good enough to actually win something.”
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consume food or drink in a relatively quick period of time. “hey, stop d-cking about… time’s ticking, lift that drink and horse it down” “we’re going to miss the bus. grab that burger and horse it down, you fat b-st-rd”
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