partick thistle


the best team in glasgow !
the great glasgow alternative to the sectarian rubbish spouted by the old firm.a club studiously avoiding success in order to be the true home of football in our city.shafted when they introduced ground size rules for the spl and rescinded the rule to allow other clubs access.
where can i take my kids to see football in glasgow without being abused?…partick thistle.
an aweful football team from maryhill, glasgow that plays in the first division against fellow sh-t unheard of teams. the club has no previous history because they are pish. the team play at firhill stadium, which is a suitable name because the park consists of a hill, 3 empty stands and the poor burger van, who does not receive any sales as the only people to attend are the bams from maryhill who have already spent their gyro on drugs and booze.

the fans of “thistle” try to involve themselves with the old firm, but they can certainly not compete with the likes of champions rangers.
man 1: ever heard of that team partick thistle?

man 2: nope

man 1: me neither

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