party balloon


when a guy -n-lly penetrates a girl, and then leaves the s-m-n-filled condom in her r-ct-m.
so how’s cindy?
f-ck that sl-t, i party balloned her.
1) a snake-skin like rubber, also known as a condom, that can be used to enjoy parties as much as you can with a special partner without risking the transmission of an std.

2) a condom
“thank g-d you brought a party balloon! now i can get it on with that girl!”

harold thought he was ready for his party with his, new shirt, alcohol, and swagger until he realized he forgot a party balloon.
originating from an idea during lunch at a sudbury high school, to party balloon is to blow up a condom that has just been -j-c-l-t-d into and then popping it over the girl that you have just had s-x with.
after listening to “crank that”, these faux ghetto kids thought it would be fun to invent their own version of supermaning a hoe. they decided that upon the completion of s-x, they would blow up the balloon and pop it over their recently laid counterpart. then one gangster exclaimed “yo we should call that party ballooning” and then it was added as the 11th commandment.

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