Party Marshall
a person who throws the most rockin’ best parties. he who can out last all other party-goers. he doesn’t let anyone fight in anybody’s house or tear sh-t up. (in the field is ok.)it’s unbelievable how many famous people show up at the party marshall’s. all coolness and amazing fun seen to orbit around the party marshall wherever he goes. the party doesn’t get to be a party until the party marshall makes an appearance.
marti: i woke up with three strippers in a different time zone! wtf?
dennis: oh, you are the party marshall!
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