Party-Shorts
to wear compression shorts to a party with nothing else over them is to be wearing party-shorts. the party is typically a college rager. it is often themed as to be the reason that compression shorts are acceptable attire, but doesn’t necessarily have to be the case.
girl:why is that guy dressed like lance armstrong, what type of party does he think this is wearing compression shorts here?
guy: oh those are just his party-shorts, he knows what’s up.
name for cargo shorts worn on a bamf. don’t even.
“friday night – got my party shorts on. so much storage sp-ce. guys, let’s get weird!”
“omg look at those dudes with party shorts. -giggle- i can’t even contain myself. ‘hey boys, call me and i’ll suck your c0-k!”
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