paruresis


popularly known as bashful bladder, shy bladder, stage fright, pee shy, etc. a social phobia with both physical and psychological aspects that make it impossible to urinate when anyone else is near by.
one guy to another: “my bladder is bursting and i can’t pee a drop with all these guys lined up behind needing to p-ss at this urinal.” the other guy: “i can’t go if anyone is standing next to me.” meanwhile in the ladies’ room: “i wish those girls trying to get into this stall would just shut up so i can relax and get all this pee out that i have been holding for 6 hours.”

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