pass the milk


p-ss the milk refers to a dude who has recently -j-c-l-t-d and has clearly soiled his hands and proceeds to shake hands with someone else.
dude 1: hey man its nice to meet you im kevin..

(shakes hand)

dude 2: nice to meet you too im- ahh! dude did you just p-ss the milk!? thats so not cool..

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