passing lane
the p-ssing lane occurs while you are taking a sh-t with the p–p hanging from your -n-s and then let out a fart with enough force that causes a vacuum effect causing the sh-t to retreat back into the -n-s.
bob: why is john taking so long in the bathroom?
joe: i heard him swear after some explosive flatulence. he must have used the p-ssing lane.
the very left lane on a street or highway. by law you must be p-ssing in the left lane.
hunny, move over to the p-ssing lane so we can move faster.
a very simple law floridiots can’t seem to grasp.
why do all these dumb floridians travel 10 miles under the speed limit in the p-ssing lane all the d-mn time!?
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