Passion of the snakebite
a book written by scott stapp. the book is based on the fact that mr. stapp believes that g-d heals snakebite.
jim: “owww!! d-mnit! i just got bit by a poisonous snake!”
scott: “no worries, jim. g-d heals snakebite. he also heals death.” “g-ds p-ssion of the snakebite will heal you”
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