PASSPORT TO JERSEY


a suitcase with a $1 million cash and you still have to beg for residency. cash still talks in “this” jersey.
the only p-ssport to jersey is cash. it’s still a place where suitcases arrive filled with greenies. the only way to become a resident is to arrive with loads.

we’re talking the island of jersey in the channel islands (between england and france), a tax haven. is somewhat of a synonym with jersey, usa only cl-ssier and the money ain’t mafia. lots of american-iranian cash housed there. particularly hayward cash!
(n) a brightly colored or pastel polo shirt with upturned collar and a pooka sh-ll necklace. normally accompanied by an artifically bronzed tan.
bubba, from pennsylvnia, was going to atlantic city for the weekend so he swung by hollister to pick up his p-ssport to jersey.

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