pastaddiction
a real physiological addiction to pasta, the consequences of which may result in heart disease, obesity, and l-strous cravings for noodles of any kind. going a day without pasta results in withdrawal symptoms, including crankiness, mild psychosis, and strong cravings for pasta. a pasta addict requires professional help in the form of therapy, locking the kitchen cabinets and refrigerators and banning their presence from local italian restaurants within a 500 mile radius.
i tried to ween myself off of pasta but i found myself restless and unable to concentrate all day. i can’t stop fantasizing about ilinguini with alfredo sauce. i’m starting to realize that i have a severe pastaddiction.
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