pastamancer


if you’re ever in need of some noodles, a pastamancer is just what you need! with their cannelloni coc–n and manicotti meditation, pastamancer’s are a valued cl-ss in the kingdom of loathing. i mean, what’s better than noodles? besides, you know, other stuff.
with his mastery of the arcane secrets of noodlecraft, the pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. he relies on his mysticality to get ahead in the world.

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