pastatute
a woman who gives s-xual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.
i made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.
5 more definitions
a skinny sl-t, whose lanky body resembles some form of spaghetti.
“someone give that pastatute a sandwich”
a woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.
after her fifth plate of pasta, i joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!
when a woman gives s-xual favors for any kind of pasta.
woman: ” ill do something for ya for that plate of spagetti.”
man: ” what are you a pastatute or something?”
one who sells left over pasta in tupperware containers, on the side of the road or street corner.
i feel bad for mary, she had to resort to being a pastatute, she cant even feed her kids pasta anymore, she just sells in on the street.
someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
generally an italian, or a rather large female. will have s-x with a male to be paid in pasta.
joe: “how come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?”
rob: “oh, that’s just angie, she’s a real pastatute, she’ll do anything for a plate of ziti”.
Read Also:
- In and Out Urge
1. creative cutting of the in and out burger b-mper sticker leaves this saying. 2. the s-x drive. i was driving down the freeway in chatsworth and i saw the back of a pickup truck with a b-mper sticker that said: “in and out urge”
- Pasternakian Narcolepsy
the inability to stay awake when reading any work bu boris pasternak especially his most famous work doctor zhivago. more than 30% of high school students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. while narcolepsy is the main symptom. other symptoms may include: excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, […]
- inable
some one who does not posses the ability to do something. andrew seems to be inable to grow a p-n-s.
- Joel Courtney
joel courtney is an amazing actor who had the lead role of joe lamb in super 8. he is a very talented and awesome guy and everyone loves him!! guy 1: hey did you see that movie super 8 with joel courtney? guy 2: oh yeah that movie was so mint! and joel is a […]
- Joey Slap
the act of a male forcefully slapping a woman in the face with his d#ck. derived from the mating rituals of wild kangaroos. bob wanted to show alyssa who’s boss and gave ‘er the old joey slap right in the yapper!