pastor brag
when a pastor sneaks something they should or shouldn’t be bragging about into a sermon, photo caption, or conversation. most commonly used as #pastorbrag.
pastor: yeah we’re going on a four week vacation to hawaii. our friends hooked us up with a legit place to stay too, it’s where jimmy fallon stays when he’s on vacation, and where george clooney spent his second honeymoon.
friend of pastor: whoa dude, that’s kinda a pastor brag. you should be more humble about your blessings brother.
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