pastor pimp
a hypocritical pastor or preacher who lectures church members about the bible’s teachings of abstinence before marriage, but has secret romantic relationships with different female members of his church.
i heard all about pastor jamison, he talks a good game about living by the bible, but he is a pastor pimp when no one’s looking. preacher pimp, player, pimp, hypocrite, on the low down, ladies man
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