Pastor Ted


a gay man or lesbian, usually closeted, who actively works against gay rights or supports politicians that do so. the uncle tom of h-m-s-xuality.

named after megachurch leader ted haggard, who was infamously shown to have taken meth and received m-ssages from a gay escort in private while denouncing the evils of h-m-s-xuality in public.
notable pastor teds include mary cheney and reverend haggard himself. filthy hypocrites…

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