Pastor


protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. a pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the holy eucharist, among several other jobs. a pastor is the protestant equivilent of roman catholic priest.
our pastor studied at gettysburg lutheran seminary.

if you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.
tasty marinated pork meat placed deliciously on a burrito
i’d like one of those tasty burritos al pastor, please. and a margarita.
p-ss-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofab-tch with a b-ss boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious br–sts of sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn’t file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.
the new pastor porked all the deacon’s daughters.
person who legally steals desperate people’s money, and will strangely go to heaven.
also see thief
look, the pastor bought an escalade

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