Pastry Pusher


a man who enjoys f-cking chicks with m-ssive and disgusting m-ffin tops which consist of more than a handful.
a: oh man, you see that girl over there? she is so hot.

b: yeah, but she’s got that disgusting jiggling m-ss coming out of her jeans.

a: so what?!

b: you’re a total pastry pusher…

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