pasture chubby
this happens when you are wearing tight jeans while riding through a pasture (or off-road) in a truck. next thing you know, you got a full on chubby because your jeans are rubbing on your p-n-s. this is caused by the truck rocking back and forth due to the rough terrain.
“d-mnit, these jeans are too tight, now i have a pasture chubby.”
her: “babe, why is your p-n-s hard?”
you: “it’s not hard, i got a pasture chubby!”
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