Pat Shower
a pat (pits, -ss, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, -ss, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.
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