Pat
the rare occurance of -j-c-l-t-ng in your underwear after a female touches your p-n-s for a short amount of time. this is primarily caused by not mastubating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl.
his girlfriend made him pat last night, isn’t that embarr-ssing.
short for the name patrick.
hey, there goes pat, i love that guy.
a person that looks like a man and a woman. from old snl skit.
-dude, check ou that chick, how f-cking ugly.
-no way man, that is totally a guy.
-i think it is a pat.
the coolest cat in town.
dude he is a pat.
he was a pat
nickname for the new england patriots football team
this year da pats gonna win da super bowl
the word pat is short for, perfect, attractive and tempting. it is often used by girls, who finds a man very attractive.
a:”hey check out that dude in the bar, he looks hansome”
b:”yeah, he is truly a pat”.
a pat is a non-gender specific person. in other words, a pat is a person whose gender cannot be determined by the common onlooker. the term “pat” is given to these people because it’s a non-gender specific name. the person could be a patrick or a patricia. to be safe, we call these folks pat. how to spot a pat:
a) pats tend to wear sketchers (or crocs), cheap wristw-tches, and unis-x slacks
b) pats are normally overweight. in this sense, you cannot tell if ‘it’ has man-b–bs or actual br–sts.
c) pats often adorn shirts with horses, wolves, or disney characters on them. tourist sh-ts in general are also the preferred clothing of the pat
d) pats sport androgynous haircuts- short, sometimes spiky.
is that person a man or a woman?
it’s a pat.
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