patagonia

the ultimate sportswear company. their regulator system jackets blow north face’s out of the water, their synchilla fleece are trememdously comfortable while at the same time envoronmentally sound (made from recycled bottles). their subsidiary, lotus designs, makes the best life jackets and foul weather tops are the best and most stylish on the market. overall, although their stuff is expensive, it’s worth every penny in terms of comfort, style and build quality.
my bright-green patagonia ski jacket is the nicest and most eye-catching piece of apparell on the slopes
also the name of the souther zone of argentina, beggining in the province of rio negro all the way down until where the continent ends
someone:you know where the patagonia is?
you: just read the above definition
the brand of choice for sun valley ski b-ms, chaconians, and mountains-xuals alike. a high end outdoor apparel brand for those who seldom go outdoors. a brand who’s hypocrisy outweighs that of its gr-ss rooted hipster enthusiasts.
“did you see that bro trying to fish? ”

” you mean the relocated californian in the patagonia outfit with chacos on? ”
a word used to describe an unusually hairy person, especially when that hair is in spots it wouldn’t normally dwell on an average human being. often exclaimed by other people around aforementioned hairy being.
has its origins in richmond, virginia for unknown reasons.
hair on top of feet is especially prevalent.
thighs
women’s filtrum and surrounding area
heel
palm
hip
tongue/roof of mouth
fingertip
all patagonia worthy..
a form of hypocrisy used in the corporate world (most famously by the clothing company patagonia) to profit from high browed claims of ethics and sustainability while secretly acting in an opposite way.
i heard that company was using sweatshop labor while claiming to make all their toys in the us, i think they are patagoniaing the public.