Pataloha
pataloha hawaiian shirts bring out a side of man that remains hiding away in its own giny during most periods of the year. contrary to the average hawaiian shirt, these fabrics physically enlarge the man’s coin-purse to allow for higher capacity in the act of drinking tropical alcohol, lobbying for milf intercourse, and sh-tting in the cruise-ship pool.
some who proudly don the shirt: chunk from the goonies, john candy, john belushi, eric park
slampiece a: “did you see that old guy in the pataloha?”
slampiece b: “omyged meh giny tickles.”
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