Patchel


a name one calls someone who’s actual name escapes one’s memory.
man 1: hey, who’s that patchel guy over there?
man 2: you mean the patchel with the pulsating tumor on the side of his face?
man 1: no, no. the one with the hair…and the eyes, the two eyes.
man 2:oooooh! that patchel. yeah, his name’s lloyd

-hey, patchel! -everyone in the room turns- yeah, you, with the striking resemblence to sean connorry…can i borrow a pencil?
-ah, shertainly, m’boy, that’sh the ticket!

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