Patchism
a wise saying coming from m. patch
today’s patchism is…
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white trainers worn by chav gorms he had to buy new white trainers cos his old ones were stained (!!!!!!!) – some people never figure out how they ruin their patio p-ssers.
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ben “sarzy” richards is a fragrant h-m-s-xual who goes to townsville grammar. he lieks men, cream and soft cheese. dude that was gay! you were almost a sarzy by shoving that shovel in your -ss!
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when two males join together in holy matromony and during the process get interupted by 5 women who each have 3 gentilia. they then have a 7 some. yesterday i had a sasackson noooo wayy i wish i was there yeh man it was sweeet omg thats mad yeh siick
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