Patchogue
1.a place where all of your dreams can come true, or you could get shot dead at a stoplight.
2. a town in which 96.8% of the male population over 16 are equipped with an above average p-n-s length and girth.
example #1: a man finds a way to cure cancer.
shocked (happily) woman: “he must be from patchogue!”
example #2: a man pulls up to stoplight that is giving the stop signal. as the man goes to change the radio station, a man shoots him dead, then steals his radio.
example #3: a perfect looking guy runs p-ssed three attractive women on the beach in nothing but a speedo.
girl_1: “did you see how big that thing was?!”
girl_2: “he must be from patchogue!”
girl_3: still watching the guy run down the beach.
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