patchy pussy
a m-ff of v-g-n-l hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.
joe: how was kathy last night?
mark: d-mn, she had one h-ll of a patchy p-ssy!
joe: did she down a 40 before she shaved?
mark: sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!
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