when you go for a hike and you finally see another person on the trail. you smile and say “hi” and they totally ignore you.
i ran into a bunch of path d-cks while going up to siffleur falls.
when a short white guy usually hangs out with white guys and one mexican. if you hang out with those white guys and that mexican you will be such an overesch.
the act of being void of having a squad or a “crew” taylor swift has her ” squad”. this leaves me as crewless or squadriplegic.
- pullout swallow
the oral s-x act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her p-ssy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his c-ck into her mouth and swallow his load. since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and i […]
an acronym for widespread m-th- f-ckin’ panic! kid: “what’s that wsmfp on your trucker hat mean?” spreadneck: “wiiiidespread m-th- f-ckin’ panic!”
- dragon year
a year that corresponds with the fifth animal sign in the chinese zodiac and occurs once every 12 years. the dragon year has really got off to a bad start.