Pathetic Spider


a stray, used condom, lost in the abyss of dirt and sweat and s-m-n.

note: s-m-n must not be crusty, but viscous.
“oh mane why are you pointing at that pathetic spider!”

“sorry, i can’t help it, that’s nasty!”
“it must be kimberly, she had some weird -ss boy over here last night”

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