pathological flyer
one who constantly declines invitations to gatherings and events using the excuse of having to take a flight for work.
john: why isn’t mikey here?
rick: he wanted to make it, but he’s leaving for b-tte, montana tomorrow.
john: yeah right, that pathological flyer.
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